zooax-wagamoo

code word- used when talking about a teacher behind their back

" it looks like zooax-wagamoo is about to attack an eskino again"

by bibby! March 1, 2005

Zohayr Hussain

Doesn’t know how to make anyone laugh and smells like absolute shit. No one likes him.

Wow he’s such a Zohayr Hussain.

by nasir__rizvi01 November 1, 2020

Zoha

Usually the name of a brown girl who loves boys with blue eyes. Very enthusiastic but very bitchy. Great person to be friends with

Look at zoha she’s going after blue eyed Colby

by Arja barja April 10, 2019

Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016

Zooalific

To mimic more than one animal/specie by either sound and/or gestures creating a "zoo like" environment.

After hearing a comedian make sounds of birds and animals. Someone comments: "Now that was a great zooalific performance".

Honey you're stressed out ! Go take a zooalific test drive ! (In other words "Go make weird animal noises")

by Aless-(Z). July 30, 2017

zohan syndrome

brain usage goes down to 0% during video games. anybody who watches patient with this syndrome play videogames can have their brain physically shrunk by 15%. treatment can help but this condition is not curable

bro you are so bad at this game, get yourself checked for zohan syndrome

by therealladdu February 1, 2021