yahooese

The irritating chat speak of the children of Yahoo chat, aged 9 - ??. They think it's a cool way to talk but really, it just makes them look and sound stupid.

<sumdumchick> - A/S/L! Mi name is Sindi! Wat's Urs?
<sumdude> - LOL. Ur cute, U tell mi B4 I tell U!
<sumdumchick> - Aww! *huggles* Ur a sweet boi! What's Ur name?

(I have to stop before I am sick...you get the idea)

by vampyr July 28, 2004

yaooo

1. A common term for greeting a fellow man.
2. A common term for alerting a fellow man of nearby female presence.

Yaooo, check her out man.

by Chris Timothy Malczewski December 23, 2003

yahoo yahoo

An internet scammer

When I grow up I want to be a yahoo yahoo

by Deebaby January 4, 2018

yahoo news

Code name for porn.

Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"

Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."

by TehPyro666 April 26, 2009

yahoo pool

Exciting online pool playing for when you are either too high or cracked-out the next day to lift a pool cue.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.

Q: "Do you want to go to Alder Park Bowling Club and play some pool?"
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."

by Diego July 8, 2003

Yahoo!

1) Declaration of joy.

2) Seach engine/life engine.

1)
Gretchen: Look on the bottom of this milk carton: "You have won one (1) free hip surgery."

Marty: Yahoo! We finally hit it big, sis!

2) I use Yahoo! to receive e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005

yahoo!

Email service/search engine/news site (sort of) that does fairly good with the e-mail and search engine parts but is either passing some stupid story about a worthless celebrity either wearing something they consider weird off as news. When they do talk about real news, the comments section is always filled with republican nutjobs who have no idea what they're talking about.

I have a Yahoo! account. Good with emails, bad with everything else.

by Gaaraofthedamned February 16, 2012