Xander

Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3

Friend 1: I'm a banana
Xander 2: If you're a banana I'm a bunana
heh

by Can'tTELLu May 20, 2019

Xanax

Xanax is a drug and is one of the most commonly abused benzos. This is used for anxiety and is also commonly abused. The prescribed dose goes up to 2 mg also known as a bar. That is the most commonly abused dose. It is recommended to not take more than this as it can cause side effects such as memory loss and even death. Overdose is rare unless combined with other drugs such as alcohol.

Person 1: Ok so july 4 i fucking took two mg of xanax before dinner snd them i fucking drak xan sprite put around 3.5 and popped a .5 and

I drank anothe xrite with about 2mg and then i snort 2mg. I told aidan this and he said im crazy
Person 2: you are crazy

by Wut u talkin bout July 22, 2019

xanax werewolf

when somebody gets extremely slumped on Xanax once a month and wakes up clothes on backwards under a bed with no recollection of the night prior.

bob popped 3 Xans: * woke up 21 hours later duct-taped to the garage ceiling* "how the f ... wait what is today, how did i get up here, HELP!!!"

My man bob is a xanax werewolf.

by KngArthxe August 15, 2019

Xander

Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.

You watch that Xander dude on pornhub the other day?

by inkweaver October 21, 2019

Xander

A weirdo cuz y not

Wow your a real xander

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

by emma.samek February 7, 2020

Xandre

A very cute and sweet boyfriend, but probably a fuckin weeb. He’s a tall dude who plays a lot of video games. Any girl who lands herself a Xandre is a very lucky girl!!

Girl 1: Did you see that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, his name is Xandre.

Girl 1: I want to date him!
Girl 2: Me too!!!

by athenaregend October 13, 2020