wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

wine order by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Wine Mistake 

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

Wine Mistake by Tillytonks April 15, 2023

Wine Daddy

Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.

Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautiful face

Jo says " I only like it deep Wine Daddy"

Wine Daddy by Thewine-o May 17, 2023

Wine woman

A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.

Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female

Wine woman by Jizatron June 16, 2023

wine enema

the act of inserting a bottle of wine into the anus and getting into a position that would allow the wine to pour out of the bottle. this act is often performed by vagrants.

Dude, i saw a guy in the alley the other day doing a hand stand with a bottle sticking out of his ass. he said "fuck off, im giving myself a wine enema!!!!" it was awesome.

wine enema by axw536 October 6, 2006

wine-up 

A mixture of 7-up and cheap wine, as inspired by the quality of the Kat DeLuna song "Whine Up."

I need some wine-up to go with this awesome music.

wine-up by Veeg May 30, 2008

wine butt 

A willingness to participate in anal sex, caused by consumption of large quantities of wine.

We finished 4 bottles of wine tonight, so I'm hoping to get wine butt if she doesn't pass out first.

My girlfriend got wine butt last night, that is why her ass is sore today.

wine butt by Ilovewinebutt December 21, 2009