Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 February 12, 2008

the wedding

(n)- an 8 day week in which two male wedding attendies deny themselves sleep, non-alcoholic beverages, and any sembelence of anything that could even remotely be described as "civilized behaivor"... in order to out party, out-drink, and out do any other attendee of said wedding. If texans are present, they leave in shame.

Peter: Dude, remember the wedding?

Rob: Kind of... i remember being awesome for like a week.

Peter: sweet. i uh, don't remember. Anything.

the wedding by Todd Anferny May 6, 2006

JoP Wedding 

A legal wedding, performed by a Justice of the Peace (hence, JoP), typically so that the couple is recognized by the law and can garner the benefits of marriage. JoP weddings are very common among US service members who might not have time to organize wedding celebrations before training or deployments. Oftentimes, a traditional wedding celebration with a religious official, wedding ceremony and reception takes place months or even years later.

Since we had a JoP wedding, we have two wedding anniversaries. My husband said I have to pick one anniversary to celebrate, so each year I pick the anniversary for which Uncle Sam has NOT sent him to training or Afghanistan.

JoP Wedding by Booklover January 15, 2013

Rustic Wedding 

A GROSS sexual act between a man and a women. The women who is on her period removes her bloodied tampon over the open mouth of her partner, letting the remaining blood inside drip into his mouth. she then places the tampon on his forehead like a viel. with his mouth still open, she the proceeds to deficate into it, she then mounts him and rides him until he cums inside her (all the while he has to keep his mouth wide open), she then squats over his mouth again and let's the cum drip into his mouth. At this point they kiss. The mix of brown and red is where the Rustic part of the name comes from and the wedding part, the tampon veil and kissing at the end.

Those two are into all sorts! I here they love a Rustic Wedding

Rustic Wedding by BrownBoy90 June 24, 2015

Viking Wedding 

While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.

Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.

Viking Wedding by raptorcyde July 20, 2017

Bone to Wedding Cake 

The rating of one's ass by rating it on a scale from as flat as a BONE, to as big and delicious as a WEDDING CAKE.

"Damn Riley, what would you rate Sabryn's ass from Bone to Wedding Cake?"

"Definitely a birthday cake"

Bone to Wedding Cake by Riley Smirga (Nedz) December 4, 2016

wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

wet fart in a wedding gown by Pipistrello December 26, 2005