While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
by raptorcyde July 21, 2017