Ball's to the wallet

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.

I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.

by Peter deter July 9, 2019

Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.

My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

snot wallet

A woman who takes the in-out more frequently than a Catholic alter boy with a pretty mouth and sins to repent for.

Vince exclaimed, "I can't believe you tapped that hoe! You should probably get tested."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."

by TramadolQueen August 6, 2013

Wallet Malfunction

When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.

Dang! I'd love to go to the movies with you guys but I had a wallet malfunction.

by gmack April 18, 2004

hamburger wallet

Slang term for a persons butthole. Prison Wallet leather cherrio butthole asshole

Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.

by Lucy The Miata May 7, 2019

Wallet leech

A Kardashain style, highly annoying female individual who has a high level of gold digger traits and will suck your wallet dry by maintenaining her unsubstantiated high standards.

Don't be such a wallet leech. I'm not paying for drinks and dinner again!

by The_German November 20, 2016

Bologna Wallet

A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.

"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"

by Dusty Ervin March 5, 2008