Bullet Wound

After receiving oral sex, as the male is about to bust he presses his dick firmly against the females forehead and let's the semen drip down, like a bullet wound to the head.

"Oh man, I gave a girl a bullet wound last night. It was awesome."

by Kehny P April 12, 2010

wounded soldier

A man's penis that has a fissure, or broken skin as a result of too much sex. Occurs after vigorous masturbation to some.

I was on a mission last nigt, maneuvering for over three hours. This morning I noticed my wounded soldier.

by Budzilla September 14, 2008

axe wound

also known as a hairy axe wound

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

Axe Wound

1: A scar obtained after being struck with an axe

2: A buttcrack

3: An exceptionally large pussy

1: Chris pissed off a lumberjack, now he has an axe wound.

2: Chris sat down on the toilet to shit out of his axe wound

3: Chris shoved his dick in Ambers axe wound.

by zombieman132 January 6, 2014

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.

by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

Wounded Soldier

The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.

After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

rubbing salt on the wound

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016