toxic waste of life

A person who routinely proves that he/she serves no purpose in society. Generally carry themselves with a sense that they are the hottest shit on planet earth and are incapable of being wrong on any manner. This term can often be applied to celebrities, entertainers, artists and subjects of news stories who recieve accolades for no apparent reason. When critisized will often resort to "pouting" and "acting like a little bitch". Can generally be summed up as a waste of precious oxygen.

That guy is a toxic waste of life.

by rocky skyline November 2, 2009

Loggins Wasted

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.

Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.

by JelloLegs August 21, 2011

waste fellow

Someone who is quite useless and has wasted his talents on pursuing other things in life.

Raja : "Did you see how Ashwin played last night?"

Devan: "Yes I watched the game, he had an absolute shocker! What a waste fellow!"

useless fool idiot punk

by Electric Eel Shock June 17, 2016

hopeless waste of protoplasm

...said of someone who repeatedly does things so dumb you can hardly believe it.

That Sam is a hopeless waste of protoplasm.

by sky December 23, 2003

Wastebasketing

The act of quickly jumping up off of your partner to dispense your cum into a wastebasket instead of on your partner.

"I was fucking Brian last night and just as he was going to cum, the bastard went wastebasketing."

by Sadistic1JJ August 22, 2009

Wastecase

A person who is habitually drunk, to the point that they are incoherent.

Dwayne is such a wastecase! He's been retarded this whole week.

by The bluntfillaroachkilla May 7, 2010

wastemon

Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.

Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...

Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together

Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?

Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon

by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014