The right to VOTE

This is something very special that gets dragged through the mud by young nihilist pessimists who think that their voices will never be heard, so instead they sit back, get high, and watch the ship go down convinced that they couldn't do anything about it.

I really hope that all the people flaming and chiding their country and political system are exercising their right to VOTE. Because if they aren't then they should be put to sleep so I don't have to listen to them complain.

by Poster Nutbag May 29, 2003

cast my vote

to take a dump,crap or shit.

"Hold up yo, I've got to cast my vote in the restroom.

by vtec16 April 10, 2005

joke vote

voting for the nerdest person running in a school election, not hoping they will win, but just as a joke.

Person 1: haha. chase's speech included a line about star wars.
Person 2: i know! i totally joke voted him

or

he got so many joke votes he won!

by daretwodiffer May 7, 2009

Mob vote

The mob vote made by Minecraft to decide the mob comming to the next update of the game but with recent infunce of youtuber Dream the last mob vote was rigged and putting the glowsquid the glow squid to Minecraft.

Dream: Vote G L O W S Q U I D

People with brains: I will vote the Moobloom or Iceologer for the mob vote this year

by CBT (Capibara Therapy) October 15, 2021

Third Party Vote

Something good and/or important that is proudly yet carelessly thrown away by someone. Just like throwing away your vote with an actual Third Party Vote. Can also be phrased "Voting Third Party" where applicable.

Giving up that great career opportunity for some stupid bias you have is just like a Third Party Vote.

by TheFiend138 June 16, 2016

Down Vote

Not approving a shitty definition on Urban Dictionary.

Man- This definition is terrible. And by terrible i mean it sends schockwaves of pain and hate throughout my entire being. If I could, I would somehow find the son of a bitch who wrote this definition, pull out his teeth one by one, rip off his fingernails, and drown him in a boiling vat of my piss, shit, and vomit.

Man 2- Dude, just Down Vote it.

Man- You know what, I can just live with doin that! But, to get my overwhelming thoughts of hate and malice off my mind, I'll just masturbate ferociously to pictures of myself.

by CasualSuicide December 26, 2010

cock vote

The act of one man agreeing with another man over something sexual.

"John, check out that chick in the mini skirt!"
"Oh man Andrew, you've got my cock vote!"

by Hiruatsue November 13, 2006