cremation vase

A retarded way to say "urn."

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"

by Henry Kissenger February 6, 2007

</vaseline>

A common script used when a forum or IRC user wishes to notify other members that he is about to lubricate his penus and solo a sexual act.

<12:34> John: Dude I just fuckin' got onto 12chan via my work pc. Proxy'd nigga?
<12:35> Harry: FUCKIN' </vaseline></vaseline></vaseline>

by John Belldom April 29, 2008

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

vase

it was stone i swear

stone broke the vase i swear

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019

valsexual

being sexually attracted to a person named val

person 1: “what’s your sexuality?” person 2: “i’m valsexual”

by mothmybeloved August 10, 2021

turn a vase

When going to the toilet to make no. 2 (taking a dump)

I'll be there i five .. Just have to turn a vase first

by repsakcb August 19, 2010

Back-Alley Vasectomy

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.

'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'

by Littlenake October 10, 2020