Värt😏

Fancy fart😏

John: Bro do you värt😏?
Mark: Yes, i värt😏ed.
John: Oh why is your värt😏 so fancy?
Mark: Värt😏
John: Värt😏

by BruhDictionary February 20, 2022

Vortex Pussy

A 4th dimensional phenomena where when you stick it in one hole, it comes out the other...

"Kerry my dawg how was that girl last night I heard she is wild?"

"Man she had that vortex pussy, it was out of this world!"

by LongTanAndHandsome March 20, 2019

Vortex

The best debater in the multiverse

Vortex is a goat

by Hashiramas cells February 19, 2021

anaconda vortex

An asshole where nothing bigger than a pea can ever be passed. The holy grail of anal sex. If you dare to enter, resulting in marks on one's johnson that look like severe rug burn.

Did you hear what Carl unleashed on George last night in the upstairs office? The full fury of the anaconda vortex was in effect!

by Lovell from UT October 22, 2010

wiki-vortex

Searching wikipedia for a specific subject but clicking on a link within the article and following on through an increasingly tangenital succession of information.

I skipped lunch today because a search for foods containing HDL's led me into a wiki-vortex. I'm still hungry, but now I have a fractal understanding of neuro-science.

by postmodemist December 29, 2013

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

vartan

an armenian noob.

"look at that vartan" .. "hes such a noob"

by reasonrev. April 13, 2010