Definitions by LongTanAndHandsome

Glizzy Nip Knobs 

Similar to 'Corn Handles', these are the grips you poke into the ends of your hot dog so you don't get hot dog juice all over yourself.

Hey can you please pass the glizzy nip knobs? I am getting glizzy juice all over myself.

Glizzy Nip Knobs by LongTanAndHandsome August 13, 2020

Vortex Pussy 

A 4th dimensional phenomena where when you stick it in one hole, it comes out the other...

"Kerry my dawg how was that girl last night I heard she is wild?"

"Man she had that vortex pussy, it was out of this world!"

Vortex Pussy by LongTanAndHandsome March 20, 2019

AP

The adjective used to describe something so awful that you blank on how you normally describe something and somehow stumble upon calling it Ass Pussy (AP).

"Hey Nick, how was your date last night?"

"Dawg it was so bad and like very awkward oh my goodness I felt so bad the whole time. It was some uh, uh, some AP man."

"Some AP?"

"Ass Pussy bro"

"Wow"

AP by LongTanAndHandsome March 4, 2019

Sprungry

The feeling of being so superbly hungry that you cannot concentrate on anything except how you are going to satisfy that hunger

"Why is Luke eating out of the garbage can?"
Let him be bro, he's Sprungry.

Sprungry by LongTanAndHandsome January 19, 2017

Ghost Yank 

When you perfect the art of lucid dreaming so that you can yank yourself off during an out of body experience

Jackson you seem a bit tired today, too much ghost yanking last night?

Ghost Yank by LongTanAndHandsome January 19, 2017

Octavian Ferris Wheel 

A very rare and dangerous sex position involving a man, 2 women, and a ceiling fan.

You know how it goes.

"Hey Kerry, is this a new vomit stain here?"
Oh yeah! Abby got sick the other night during the Octavian Ferris Wheel.
"Wow, nice one bro."

Octavian Ferris Wheel by LongTanAndHandsome December 16, 2016

Kentucky Neck Brace 

When you are fucking your cousin so hard that she has to get a neck brace.

Hey Billy how's Sally?
Oh she's in the hospital after I gave her the old Kentucky Neck Brace last night

Kentucky Neck Brace by LongTanAndHandsome June 8, 2016