An affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men'
s room. Urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a
man who walks into the men's room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another
man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. Urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about pissing in a location where another
male might notice their schlong (as if other males would have an interest in someone else's schlong...). The most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old "trough" urinals often placed in ball
park restrooms. The afflicted
male approaches the other happy,
piss-spattering companions, pulls his dick out, and... and... and... (after a long delay) zips his dick back up, unable to urinate, and
shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.
