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American Civil Liberties Union

a diverse organization of American Patriots better known as simply the aclu that works to protect the basic freedoms gauranteed by the U.S. Constitution
The American Civil Liberties Union believes in:

Free speech,Free press; this applies to everyone even those with radical or unpopular beliefs, defending a persons right to speak is not the same as an endorsement of that speech

Freedom of religion/Seperation of Church and State;There can be no freedom of religion without a seperation of church and state if government favors one particular religion it infringes on the those who believe in other faiths. The religious right claims inaccurately that not allowing government to force people to practice Christianity is somehow being anti-Christian which of course is ridiculous, many Christians are ACLU members

Protections against unwarranted search and seizure (privacy) protected by the fourth amendment the ACLU opposed the Patriot Act and other abuses by the Bush Administration

Opposition to "Cruel" and "Unusual" punishment which is prohibited by the eighth amendment, this includes the death penalty

The ninth amendment states that our rights are not limited to those specifically mentioned in the Constitution, basically America is a free society and the government needs to show a compelling state interest before criminalizing any private personal behavior

The fourteenth amendment gaurantees equal protection under the law, this includes gays and people of all races and religions
by Mr.Juan-derful May 28, 2010
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A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
by Greenggg October 22, 2008
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Dude Union

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.
Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."
by TJH36 August 26, 2009
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cooper union

Noun. Of or refering to a monastary in the Himalayas replete with bitter study and no girls.
"No, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I go to Cooper Union"

(understanding murmurs voiced, someone offers to buy you a drink)
by Dice To That May 25, 2005
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western union

official online bank of scammers. People on Craigslist will try to use it too scam you.

used to send money
Scammer: Oh I sent a money order, but we accidently sent the money order for the wrong item, Please send the extra 800$ to the adress using western union.

money order was fake and the adress was africa. I hate people sometimes.
by Tdowns August 21, 2007
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Credit Union

A non-profit, member owned financial institution. Unlike banks, Credit Unions are not out to rip off their customers with a fee for every little thing they do.

Credit Unions usually have better rates on loans, savings accounts and CDs.

Greedy banks are out to squeeze every dime out they can from their customers and make obscene profits. They think Credit Unions have an unfair advantage because of their non-profit tax-exempt status. If banks were not so greedy and corrupt and treated their cutomers right, they would not need to fear competition!
After putting up with years of abuse from my bank, I switched to the local Community Credit Union. Now I have free checking, free atm card and a lot less hassle!
by Charles_U_Farley September 11, 2010
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state of the union

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done
by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006
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