twitter

a place where a bunch of 14 year old kpop fanboys fight and start world war 3.
Also a bunch of autistic people cancelling eachother like thats gonna do something, wait... it does? The person who gets cancelled is actually listening to those 14 year old kpop fans? What? the fuck?

Oh my god jessica jungkook is the best kpop star!
What, no! Yohan is better
Thats it, im cancelling you on twitter for having an opinion.

by hylrixe June 16, 2021

twitter

a site that took the status updates from facebook and made it into a social network. its gay.

guy 1: yo,follow my twitter man.
guy 2. fuck no. get a facebook you queer

by fubous November 28, 2009

twitter

the act of fluttering ones eyelashes on another's anus

she sucked my balls and twittered my crack while jerking me off

by team vagg March 26, 2009

twitter

to masturbate with a flaccid penis, to ejaculation.

i just twittered, came all over the sink.

by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009

twitter

to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of twittering.

He heard the twittering sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.

by DidiSmooch February 18, 2009

twitter

A twitter is any action taken by a second party that results is a mirco-contraction of a first parties pelvic floor muscles.

"Timmy twittered Tilleys twat till Tilleys twat twitched."

by theblackmaven February 11, 2009

twitterism

A word specific to the twitter.com universe. Usually formed by adding 'tw' to the beginning of any word. For example, a twitter meme is a tweme, and people on twitter are tweeple.

By gosh if we're not twareful, everything will become a twitterism! You know what I twean?

by BrianBenjaminCarter April 20, 2008