Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

TREETOP

The guy that everyone either wants to be, wants to be like, or wants to be with.
The guy so cool he decides what's going to be cool next.

Who do you think you are, TREETOP or something?

by Lenny Nero December 9, 2003

tweetdick

Someone that doesn't respond to your work emails while tweeting all day their various feelings about things.

My tweetdick of a manager is too busy to give me notes, but at least she found time to spread the word on that adorable cat video she stumbled upon.

by Urban Jed August 25, 2011

TWEET

Acronym for:

Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time

Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?

by TheBioComputer iMagiNation September 21, 2013

Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011

tweeter

A loudspeaker that is particularly good at reproducing higher frequency sounds. Or, more precisely, an element in a speaker unit that has a small membrane. -- After thefreedictionary.com

"Push up the fader
bust the meter
shake the tweeter
bump it well well well
bump it well well" -- Erykah Badu, Bump It lyrics

by Antonio Iania February 1, 2004

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009