turdskeet

when your ass skeets out a turd from your ass

bro did you just shart, no I made a turdskeet in my pants

by muckred January 18, 2023

astro-turds

The little black rubber pellets used for cushioning on artificial playing fields.

You could tell he was in bounds because when he dragged his foot you could see the astro-turds popping up.

by R. Apfelbeck December 10, 2008

Turkey turds

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

by Polar007 October 28, 2012

Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

Gran Turismo 2

The real driving simulator

Playing gran turismo 2 in rome circuit:
Gt40: *cheats*
Nissan skyline: انت ميت بالفعل

by Danethemane August 20, 2020

ass turds

turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass

dude i steped in all your ass turds

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.

Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".

by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021