rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time
That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone
by tisom July 06, 2014
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Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.
If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.
by One ball Lucky Charlie April 21, 2018
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Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.
George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.
by Nimesh June 12, 2017
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Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.
This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.
by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014
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Lubricated Trombone

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick
Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin
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French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.
"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."
by Sockth December 09, 2018
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Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.
Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
by Sockth January 26, 2019
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