Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

miami traffic

Agressive driving. This is when many people run red lights, almost crash into people and dent cars.
It is also a cheat code in Grand Theft Auto Vice city for the PC.
While in the game, type
MIAMITRAFFIC

Taxi Driver: WTF? TOO MUCH MIAMI TRAFFIC OVER HERE!

by Nikko May 5, 2005

trafficky

The condition of having a large amount of traffic on a road.

This road is extrememly trafficky.

by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

by FSTK October 23, 2008

traffic

drug term: the amount of people coming and going at a drug dealers location.

check out all the traffic at Bobs house

by New Rising Sun June 6, 2005

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

Toff

Wearer of only Ralph Lauren polo shirts, usualy worn inside with loafers and torn up jeans half down their trousers, with 3day old boxers on underneath

Always found drinking jugs of pims brought by daddy or mummy at the local Hunt Ball, or pints of Bitter with their pals in there local underage pub.
Listen to songs like 'Roxanne by Sting' or the Top Gun soundtrack.

Went to Public School paid for by daddy

1. 'Come on tabatha lets get bevved up at keyholes tonight and catch up with henry and marcus'

2. My daddy drives a jaguar

3. Rahh im a toff

4. drink up Richard, or ull have to pour the rest of that beer over your head

5. I love polo

6. 'hi vicki, its bella, mummys just brought me a gucci watch, how amazing am i'

by Rarah Henry January 29, 2005