chelsea tractor

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.

look at her in her chelsea tractor.

by col January 22, 2005

tractorsexual

1. one who is sexually attracted to tractors

2. when you want some tractor lovin'.....

The Quaker moved to Vermont in hopes they would legalize human-machinery marriage because he was a tractorsexual.

by RLyndon February 3, 2010

furry tractor

anchorman quote from brick tamland

Hey, Ron! i'm riding a furry tractor

by Paul McBrodie December 14, 2008

chelsea tractor

noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..

environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.

by master ace October 23, 2005

Traitortot

A conservative American, typically southern and inbred, who wears camo, practices a false version of Christianity to justify racism, has an unusually small penis, and acts tough, despite being severely uneducated, obese, and never actually serving in the military.

Synonyms - Trump supporter, chickenhawk, White Nationalist

Because of his charges from beating his wife/cousin, the Traitortot had to buy his guns from a gun show instead of Walmart.

by TheWordExpertGuyWithGoodWords September 17, 2017

Tennessee Tractor Pull

When you are making sweet, sweet love to a lady of your choice in the doggie style position, and for unexplainable reasons she begins to pull away. As a man who is still not quite ready to let her get away you begin to follow her on your bare ass knees in an effort to keep from letting your member slip out of her va-jay-jay

Guy 1 : I was making sweet doggie love to my girl last night when she tried to take off. It turned into a Tennessee tractor pull before it was all said and done.

by ilecx December 22, 2008

Tractor Pull

Where, tractor pulling happens. Much like a truck pull. A motor sport, where the idea is to pull a weight transfer machine, called a sled, as far as possible down a dirt track. The farther down the track the more weight the sled transfers to the skid plate. This makes the sled harder to pull down the track. The more distance, the harder it is to pull it. As the vehicle pulls the sled down the track, the weight moves forward, creating more resistance for the tractor to pull against. Finally at the supreme moment of pull, the weight on the sled is directly over the front end of the sled. This causes enormous friction with the ground, which finally brings the vehicle to a halt, with the distance the vehicle has traveled measured from a point called a starting line to the point at which the front of the sled now rests. Pulling the entire length of the track is considered a full pull. When two or more competitors, in the same class, cross the 300 foot line this results in a pull-off.

Let's go down to the tractor pull later today.

by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005