Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Torpedophile

A torpedo enthusiast

My uncle is a torpedophile. He enjoys polishing his torpedo collection.

by phlurm December 22, 2010

Topsfield

A town in MA, pretty boring. No stores, just creepy stalking old men and pissed off kids.

Sean: I live in Topsfield
Evan: I live in Medford
Sean: Oh really?
Evan: Yeah

by The_Straight-Edge_Donkey June 29, 2011

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

torpedo chick

A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.

That girl I fucked last night was some torpedo chick.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Topps

Adjective, Used when describing something really fucking cool. Much better than tops. Also can be used when someone or something is number one or top tier.

guy1- Hey man how was that party last night?
guy2- Dude you have no idea! It was Topps!
guy1- O shit.

or
guy1- Is that team good?
guy2- Yeah bro, they are fucking Topps.
guy1- O shit.

by JTMVP March 30, 2011