Toofled

you laugh so hard you vibrate ur balls and, or vagina

Holy Leila, I just Toofled to your joke

by sideniqa April 7, 2022

tools with SoAlz

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.

Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.

by KansasTools November 1, 2023

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007

Toronto tootsie pop

Where you insert a piece of candy into the pee hole of a man and have a partner suck it out while they are blowing you

"It hurt like a bitch, but that whore Megan Fogarty gave me a Toronto tootsie pop."

by SicNtwisted February 11, 2014

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.

Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"

by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017

trail tootsie

A Trail Tootsie is a Hot Chick That can be found on wilderness trails. She is usually all dolled up with her hair and makeup done. They are always dressed to Impress, With big sunglasses, low cut tops, and Yoga pants. This is all done to take numerous selfies and attract other people.

Hey man! Look at that Trail Tootsie taking a selfie next to that tree. She looks hot in those Yoga pants.

by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018