post toasties

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)

Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?

by Box-in-the-jack January 17, 2018

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012

toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011

toaster strudel bukake

The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.

"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."

by jizzyjack October 12, 2014

toaster bananza

1.The act of taking a toaster to carnival, or some famous festival.
2.The sound bread makes when it pops out of the toaster.

HOLY COW! My bread just had a toaster bananza!

by TURTLENECK 121209 October 10, 2017