Tuna Toaster

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

by Beanandbear December 15, 2011

little toast

A verb used to describe the feeling of being warm, happy, content, comfortable and full. Usually occurs before falling asleep.

While wrapped in a blanket after a delicious meal - "mmm, I'm being a little toast."

by tealight7 November 3, 2011

French Toast People

People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.

Tom: I hear there's a blizzard coming this weekend.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure those french toast people are buying everything in sight already.

by SamnDraight May 1, 2016

Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.

Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.

by LampToast June 26, 2016

Japanese toaster

Pocket pussy

A Japanese toaster you can fuck

by Hot mama 79 October 15, 2017

Blood toast

When making French toast and making it red with food coloring so it looks grim

I made Blood Toast for Halloween

by Geinstein June 15, 2018

Coke toast

French toast but instead of powdered sugar, you use cocaine

Guy 1: My roommate leaves his cocaine laying around, I was making French toast the other day and it was a bad time. Well at first it was a really good time but then... it wasn’t

Guy 2
...
I want some coke toast

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant April 30, 2020