Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.

Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!

by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009

shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Timbread

Very redneck

Cousin fucker

That boy is a timbread

by Lololol125 May 8, 2017

vinny timbrell

he has a 21 inch schlong

vinny timbrell woah he has a very very very sassy dick

by Gay boy battle bums May 8, 2018

timreading

fashion guru. most recognised for first conceiving the look inwhich a person wearing a suit it removed of a tie and with (optional) thier shirt untucked.

the gentleman was sporting the timreading look

by Anonymous August 3, 2003