A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.
by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019
Trying really hard to figure something out, but getting bogged down in the tiniest of details or similar, but irrelevant ideas. Usually results in going down a rabbit hole and confusing the individual trying to figure that something out.
John tried to figure out the answer to 4+4, but ended up timming so hard when he started theorizing how numbers and equations were created. John ended up confused and never figured out the answer to 4+4 because he timmed so hard.
by TimmyJams August 10, 2017
Someone who likes basketball but also likes other balls. They are really smart because if they don't they will get smacked by their parents. 99 % are asian
An Tim is asian
by MSGPenguin January 16, 2020
by mr wax man August 05, 2004
verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.
Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
by Botski December 24, 2014
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