me when get

Saying "me when get" means you are very happy and/or excited.

Me: "Me when get!!!"

by King0fLegends June 03, 2022

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 12, 2018

When the cake falls

The instance where cake collapses helplessly

I feel sad when the cake falls.

by Toxic individual February 20, 2022

Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.

1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"

by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 23, 2012

Slippery When Wet

A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.

Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."

by Bonzi83 December 18, 2022

Slippery When Wet

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon

'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

When the dookie is everflowing

When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.

"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"

by The everflowing dooker March 07, 2021