Winning the Breakup

There are a few things you can do to accomplish this goal- first and foremost though, you need to bang a new girl(s). DO NOT, however, get a new girlfriend. This only exudes desperation and is a sure fire way to lose the breakup, miserably. Your Ex will think even less of you than when they broke up with you (another tip to win the breakup- initiate the breakup).
And if you do get a new girlfriend quick, make sure that they are at least better looking than your Ex, so your Ex isn't glad to see you stoop to new lows.

Bro 1: Dude she got right into another relationship. And with that guy? Damn, desperado much?
Bro 2 (initiator of breakup): Yeah, what a joke. She says she's winning the breakup. I call yet another victory in this breakup.
Bro 1: Yeah. That's just sad. You've definitely won the breakup.

by Bro2(initiator of the breakup) June 15, 2012

Doing the brakes

Any living thing having sex with another.

I saw 2 cats outside doing the brakes

by IvyGirl February 5, 2018

The Breaking Bad method

The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.

Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!

by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018

Losing the brakes

Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.

After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.

by Mad MSC February 28, 2009

put the brakes on

To have somebody so scared of you they won't even step to you. This saying is accredited to the east side of Detroit. You may have also heard this on Crime Mobs CD.

This bitch was talking shit so I put the brakes on her because I would have beat her ass.

by CLASS/06 May 10, 2005

beat the brakes

1.) To hurt or fuck someone up real bad. Often followed with the word "off".
Also see beat the black

"Yeah that bitch stepped out of line. So you know I had to beat the brakes off her has.."

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 10, 2005

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005