gobby cow

A British term used to describe an greedy selfish overweight lady.

"I don't buy from thrift stores there stuff is dirty and old...i don't even give stuff to charity's or thrift shops I just burn my old stuff" said by a gobby cow

by lostnomad February 6, 2014

cow juice

Cow's milk, simple as that.

Pass the cow juice, me cornflakes are bone dry!

by ollyb man July 21, 2006

Hill Cow

A species of cow that live on hills. the legs on one side are shorter, so they can never turn around or the'll roll down the hill.

On our road trip, we saw many hill cows.

by Drew Witt November 2, 2007

Chicken Cow

The extremely dangerous Chicken Cow as defined by the late musician and artist Wesley Willis is a beast that only comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero and is known for breaking glass and attacking his brother by stabbing him in the ass on at least 1 occasion (possibly with a knife or it's beak). Wesley notes that the animal has killed at least 100,000 people. It is also desribed as having a tendancy towards decapitating its victims or "rip your head off" as Wesley puts it. Physical description was never provided about the animal but, it's assumed that it has the head of a cow and the lower body and wings of a chicken due to its ability to fly and capability of jumping as high as a bird.

"This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"

--Wesley Willis

by J. Barger April 3, 2008

Naughty cow

A cow that likes running into walls

A naughty cow died

by Seb the skater January 20, 2019

Cow tipping

The act of leaving a nice tip for a cow for their great service

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022

Cow Hick

A Cow Hick is someone that lives in the country or south. Wears tight jeans, dips, likes cows/horses/hogs and western boots and hats. And most importantly they speak like a hick.

Friend : Wanna go to the Barn dance?

Friend 2 : Hell no. There is nothing but cow hicks there.

by Oklahoma35 June 15, 2014