texter's cramp

muscular spasm that develops on the fingers of a person who types and sends texts inordinately.

Dude X: My fingers are hurting unbearably.
Dude Y: Texter's cramp, you know!

by uttam maharjan June 18, 2010

pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.

who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?

by maxzilla October 5, 2007

Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

textnoring

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.

If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!

by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008

dead texter

a person who is texting while walking and gets hit by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren't paying attention to their surroundings.

Bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was hit by a garbage truck while texting.

by wheelieguy September 14, 2010

Mucho texto

Hispanic joke that is used when there is a long and controversial paragraph, is like saying "a lot of information, i pass".

Lana del rey: now that Doja cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi b...

Hispanic: mucho texto

Gringo clairo stan: this hispanic panphobic🤬...
Cool hispanic clairo stan: mucho texto🥱

by 90stef May 25, 2020

textersation

a compound of the two words text and and conversation. a textersation is a conversation in the form of a text but takes 70 times as long as a regular coversation and kills your phone remarkably fast. textersations are know to begin early on the morning and end late at night. you can expect to see alot of "hahas" and smiley faces in textersations.

dave - dang kelli fell asleep during our textersation.

by gary the banana slug April 7, 2010