by libboob May 01, 2020
It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.
Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand
by Walkaflocka February 03, 2021
1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.
2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..
2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..
"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"
"I always end a long day by tub munching
"I always end a long day by tub munching
by Heart eater April 05, 2016
Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.
by Shrad June 21, 2022
When the shaved pubic hair gets caught in the drain and you wear it on your head like a wig; a hat of pubic hair from the faucet.
by Chunky Buster 4 October 25, 2017
A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.
Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...
by danohead May 10, 2011