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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

Traffic signage 

A very small fandom where its about sentient traffic signs

the web show is made by gech and you can find the show in youtube.
"Yo dude have you heard about Traffic signage?" "What? no."

Traffic: The Musical

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“🎶Traffic: The Musical! It’s going to be very hysterical!🎶”

Traffic coning

Inserting a traffic cone into a woman’s vagina whilst numerous men ejaculate into the cone so it runs down the inside of the cone into the vagina.
My mrs loves traffic coning when my mates come round
Traffic coning by Dodgy Daz May 3, 2026

Traffic light/🚦

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"That user has a traffic light/🚦in their users, I think they're in the fandom"

Slovakian Traffic Stop

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Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go