thorax law

n.

1. A defender of the undefendable.

2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists, friendship, and mediocrity.

3. Popular matress size just above 'King'.
v.

1. To be horrible or just below terrible.

2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.

3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.

"Wow Jimmy, you really thorax lawed my science project."

"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"

"If we don't give her a bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."

"It took me so long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."

by tapo November 29, 2003

Therylflyze

The act of invading a friend's pool, and going for a swim without its owner's knowledge. The friend can either be asleep, in a windowless room, away from the house. The friend can't have given any prior permission to enter the pool: It's actually a bonus to break the rules in order to therylflyze.

John: I totally therylflyzed at jenn's house last night... she has no idea.
Sally: Sweet, I'm coming next time.
Jenn: What?

John: Don't worry about it.

by hiddenwatcher July 9, 2010

Thomya

adj: sexy, beautiful, stylish, fashionable.

Those shoes are so thomya.

by Clarksvegasgirl September 22, 2011

Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.

"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."

by Moibus October 23, 2019

Theory of Cuntization

Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.

"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"

"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"

by Kate Cunty October 4, 2023

Celery Theory

Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.

The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?

Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!

by Chfuck Yeah! March 10, 2011

Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head

Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!

by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015