Screenshot Gambit

When you post a statement the owner of the server disagrees with and screenshot it, so that if they delete it you can post the screenshot to make them look like an opinion censoring ass. Usually results in a ban since there's nothing they can counter it with, but if enough people see it, it can be DEVASTATING to that person's reputation.

GuyMan: Hey, did you see me pull the screenshot gambit on DumbIdiot last night?

DudePerson: Yeah, I can't believe he actually fell for it, what a dumbass.

by Bada-Bomb October 24, 2017

Screenshitting

The act of screenshotting a friend's snapchat picture and/or video because you are a shit person. Often used by shit people for incriminating/embarassing purposes.

Becky spent all night screenshitting snapchats of Fusco to ensure he never forgets the night he passed out drunk because she is shit.

by Ree Rin Chin November 8, 2017

screen-sick

screen-sick

I’m screen-sick from obsessively watching the 24-hour news coverage of the Covid19 pandemic.

by JMF25 March 20, 2020

Screen read

On Whatsapp, When you read messages on your Home Screen as they come in instead of going into the chat where chatmates can see if you read their messages or not.

You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.

David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.

by the_matador November 15, 2020

slit screen

extremely thin,sheer womens underwear.usually completely seethrough.could also be used as a general term describing any womens underwear

i think the valet attendant saw my womans slit screen when she got out of the car.

by Daniel Nunez January 9, 2008

text screen

1. the act of purposely ignoring ones text message (possibly because of hatred or annoyance)

Guy 1: "Damn broseff, that bitch is texting me again!"

Guy 2: "text screen that hoe then"

by THENAKEDGUITARIST October 15, 2008

Blue Screen of Death

Contrary to popular belief, the Blue screen of death is actually a program designed to stop you computer and prevent harm being done by maybe a mis-read line of code or an invalid argument. And for all of those who complain bout losing their essays, get OpenOffice, it has document recovery, dumb asses.

P1 - Oh no I just got the Blue Screen of death!
Tech Guy - Oh no, that is not a crash, you computer is just shutting down to prevent a fatal system error

by MERGERFLERGERBERGER April 8, 2012