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My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
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Sally Slap

When One Person Licks Or Spits On Their Own Hand And Proceeds To Slap Someone With That Hand. (Sally Is An Abbrevation For Saliva)
Taylor: Why Did You Lick Your Hand And Hit Me Hit Me

Dallas:........ Get Sally Slapped Bitch!
by DJ Elphy Elf March 17, 2010
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Related Words
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scallabummknee

Who is that guy that keeps running backwards when he gets the ball...Yeah, dudes on scallabummknee status.

Look at that scallabummknee trying to beat the brakes off that dude...He totally missed that tackle.
by coxtheox September 6, 2010
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Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
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sally spoils

someone who spoils your favorite tv show and/or movie quite rUdely
"oh by the way dildohead dies"

"dUde!! don't be such a sally spoils"
by isthataDChoodie August 8, 2017
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Sally bomb

When you have no weed left and you pack a bowl with cigarette tobacco and old kief that gets the job done
Let's rip a Sally bomb
by csall July 4, 2019
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Sallies Jumbled

Female equivalent of 'rustling your jimmies'. Since 'jimmies' may refer to testicles, 'sallies' refers to ovaries.
Kirsten's name was misspelled on her Starbucks White Mocha Double Frap with Skim and No Whip, and it got her sallies jumbled.
by JimmieSallie July 29, 2019
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