Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.

Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!

by Olive Leaf April 21, 2008

The Big Can Of Shaving Cream

Nickname for Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA, home of the New England Patriots and New England Revolution soccer team. Used because one of Gillette's longterm flagship products is shaving cream.

"We're going to see the Patriots play the Colts tomorrow at The Big Can of Shaving Cream."
"What a finish at The Big Can of Shaving Cream today! Here are the highlights..."

by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006

Yak shaving

Shaving a beard gained while drinking an absurd quantity of yak. Sobering up looking good

Yak shaving means shave that yak quit every recreational drug and alcoholic beverages and submit to me CEEACMBAEBUO

by CEEACMBAEBUO March 17, 2021

yak shaving

shaving with puke instead of shaving cream

i didnt have shaving cream so i tried yak shaving

by lil sharty the baddest August 9, 2021

savings account

The money left in ones checking account before pay day.

Yay, it's pay day and I have $0.74 in my savings account!

by ybuj October 1, 2010

shaving

Shaving, sh-a-v-in-g: means ssshhh, as in be quiet but more that one is ashamed and doesn't want anyone to find out, and/or they are afraid what others would do if they found out + a v, which means a "to to" (v is the 22nd letter of the alpahbet) or a homosexual + in, which means that they are "in" with the sodomites + g, which means perfect, g being the 7th letter of the alphbet, and the number seven meaning perfection (perfect, complete, satisfied). Obviously those who are using g here are trying to make an evil use of the letter. See "On the Derivation of Yogh and Ezh" at: www. evertype.com/standards/wy nnyogh/ezhyogh .html
There are some who think the way you shave indicates how you are "to to," or how they would like you to be "to to." For example, do you shave across, down, etc.

Man, that vinnie is shaving.
Ving is a shaving actor.
Vince is paying shaving dues, fool.

by Patrick Michael Griffin May 7, 2008