sumeet

a member of a rock band

Is that guy like a sumeet

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

susette

Ungrateful, Greedy ,Blood sucking leech. Miserable lying witch. Down right evil person. Self centered Control Freak

That woman has lied , swindled, cheated, manipulated, and has completely taken her relationship with her man for granted . Had a bunch of kids to use against him like ransom- she has totally pulled a Susette!

by The big miser March 25, 2017

Sureeka

A sweet, beautiful princess who every girl is jealous of. Very kind and smart. The girl who has beauty and brains and this combination is very rare as you know. She's irresistible and her face is tasty food to the eyes.

I want to marry a Sureeka now!

by Arichguy June 8, 2019

Susie Q Ball

When a bald man has his head shit on by a female(s) giving the appearance of a new hair style

Did you see Kara gave Chevy a Susie Q Ball?
Dude Chevy just got Susie Q Balled!

by UsHomies June 28, 2007

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Warm Susie

A Warm susie entails a tighly rolled up face cloth, warmed gently in a microwave. A rubber glove is inserted into the end of the rolled cloth forming a tight pocket. The glove is lubricated and the male genitalia is inserted to simulate intercourse

rolled susie, no example needed Warm susie

by jim noons October 30, 2008

susie

-The police (blue-boys) & Narcs. Used as an alet to tell everyone to act right."

"Thats SUSIE to your left."

by Quel November 15, 2005