Need for Sneed

The necessity of a sexual relationship with a "crispy" African American by the name of William Sneed the Third.

I Janay has the Need for Sneed!
No she likes perry!

by LeNelson October 26, 2011

Sneef

The act of sneezing and queefing simultaneously.

I was sitting on my porch outside when all of a sudden I let out a sneef.

by livelafluv88 April 15, 2015

Carter B Sneed

Very Ugly Migit

Carter B Sneed is so weird

by trewadsfghiopiuytrgdfs May 2, 2019

Sneed

SNEED; The Sneed is a computer program developed at Toys R Us by Mike Drake and his Boy's World Team (sometimes known as Drake's Action Rangers) in 2000 and 2001. The original Sneed was developed to look at the inventory for one category of merchandise in a single store and determine how much product that store needed based on past sales history and determining how much they would receive after rounding that need to the case pack. Other versions of the Sneed were developed to look at entire areas or regions and make the same calculations and another version was developed to "ramp up" sales for the winter holidays. Ostensibly the name "Sneed" meant "store need" but Drake would often reveal it was actually a reference to the Dr Suess book The Lorax in which a sneed is a thing that everyone wants and nobody cares how they get. Drake and his team often felt this was how the stores viewed product.

"Activate the Sneed!" roared Garone.

by John Eyler September 26, 2005

Need for Sneed

Kaleb Nelson likes big black dick

-"Kaleb made the other definition for Need for Sneed and shouldn't have because he didn't know people would over react"

-"Foreal?!"

by LeNelson October 28, 2011

sneed

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

by keelo-b December 29, 2008

Suneet

A girl that can make you laugh and brighten up your day. She’s the type of the person who will never judge you, and brings you into her life as if you are family. A little quiet and shy, but once you get to know her she becomes very outgoing. She has big beautiful brown eyes and knows how to treat a guy right. She listens and cares when anyone comes to her with problems and puts you first. You should never take a friend like Sneet for granted because people like her are rare to find. She’s very intelligent and loves to work independently. Loves being with her friends, but also loves some alone time. Is a little broken from negative people from her past, but soon will blossom into a beautiful butterfly. Cares about the world and the people around her, which would make her a great lawyer or activist some day. She’s beautiful in her own unique way, and is one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet in this world.

Sam: “I need a girl who’s different from everyone else and would care for me.”

Johnny: “Dude, get you a Suneet!”

by Crosby108 February 19, 2021