Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.

When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin

by Geoward91 April 7, 2022

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

ride the strudel

when a guy lays down and a girl rides his weiner.

She wanted to ride the strudel for four hours.

by strudellover69 August 12, 2011

90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.

Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!

by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020

Sturbed

owned, by a Disturbed_One indivisual

You been sturbed by disturbed_one

by Tony July 14, 2004

Strobes

Crazy cunts, frequently originating from Alberta, that move into your house and never leave. They are frequently known to commune with "spirits" and offer half-baked remedies that they supposedly cultivated from reading archaic books written by witch doctors. Sometimes they like to take off all their clothes and strobe naked by the Lac while Ron bends over the side of the canoe exposing his genitalia, allowing for his low-hanging ballsack to drift over the side of said canoe.

"So you want to learn?" *strobes* naked for the aliens to come and probe her clitie and finish her off with a hot, ripe alishasingh.

by cornwallbeauty August 31, 2011

Stauber

The hottest guy in the world once you meet him you will want to have sex with him and if his first name is zack then he is greater than chuck Norris if you try to mess with a stauber then you will be taken down. he is amazing at everything especially in the bed. girls are always chasing him around just to get one touch off of him if you know stauber then you should feel very lucky. Basically a stauber is as good as god. But only if his first name happens to be Zack stauber.

i just did a stauber. i had sex three times in one night then went out and won a championship soccer game.

by awsomeness101 June 10, 2011