Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015

throat stretch

A term used to describe oral sex given to a male.

I met this girl, took her home and made that Throat Stretch.

by Big C in FW March 9, 2016

orgasmic stretch

When you stretch and you feel a strong sexual pleasure

"I was playing Call of Duty for 5 hours straight, standing up incited an orgasmic stretch."

by IdaIrishMan June 25, 2017

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

by SPAD54 November 18, 2019