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stick a dick in it

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
by Suzi January 7, 2004
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Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
by Seenlord September 12, 2016
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stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind
Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.
by Just Rhino April 12, 2017
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stickydinger

When Your Nut Sack Sticks to the side of your leg.
Hey man i was just sitting down, when i stood up i had a stickydinger!
by hufhnefewgfrgrg March 31, 2010
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Wikipedia Stick 'O' Death

A lump of wood a teacher uses to beat you when you use wikipedia as a reference for scool work
The teacher hit me with wikipedia stick 'o' death for using wikipedia as a reference on my school assignment
by DaShadows October 23, 2011
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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy October 1, 2007
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stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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