step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.

Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.

by YAWA June 10, 2021

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

ghost step

The act of walking in the dark up or downstairs and taking an additional step that does not exist.

I almost broke my damn neck last night, I was coming the stairs when I took a ghost step and almost ate it.

by King Jeruz December 17, 2013

Gather step

A basketball term used by sorry ass niggas that can’t help but travel.

Basketball player- ay bro you traveled you took 3 steps. Sorry ass nigga- no i didn’t nigga i took a gather step then took my 2 steps.

by Kingjah51 March 6, 2021

cosby step-back

The act of finding a female and pulling a James Harden like 3 point maneuver and splashing a roofie in her drink.

YO DID YOU HEAR THAT MARC PULLED A COSBY STEP-BACK ON KENZIE THE OTHER NIGHT.

by Omar598374 July 1, 2021

Sultan of Steez

Noun. A ruler of all those who posses the fine art of steez. One who dines upon the finest of steezburgers, while participating in a plethora of steeztivities. In addition, the Sultan of Steez insists upon blowing massive loads of steez in the facial region of virgins across the realm.

Nate: Hey bud, do you think Kirk logged that blond last night?

Terance: Fosh, he's the Sultan of Steez

by Steezburgler November 2, 2010

Israeli Side-step

To craftily avoid payment of something

'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'

by Deathlehem69 November 15, 2011