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Slump Busting

When you havent gotten laid in forever, and you wind up taking home the first piece of ass you can. (Can be on purpose or by accident)
"Dude, i havent gotten laid in forever, wanna go slump busting with me tonite?"
by S.Wan February 19, 2009
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Slumpbuster

Any person that ends another person's long spell of sexual inactivity.
*does not apply to virgins
Guy at Party: "Hey man, are you two together"
Guy previously in Slump: "No way dude, she's merely a slumpbuster."
by Jack McFadden September 1, 2006
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Scump

The mix between a simp and a cuck, but not exactly being pin pointed to either. Aka idubbbz
I know you're a scump, so send me her onlyfans my dude.
You're dude: No problem, it's just a pussy.
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Slump Buster

A female that is used to end to end a period lacking females. A slump buster is, generally speaking, less than what one's standards would be, had the person using the slump buster been in a time flourishing in the female department. It is usually looked back upon as a mistake.
Sean: Dang, did you see that fat chick Josh was making out with?
Jared: It's fine, we've all had our fair share of slump busters.
by J Mane May 16, 2010
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scumplotch

1. An area stain caused by male or female ejactulation fluid, either wet or crusted over.

2. A stupid idiot; an untrustworthy person; flashier word for asshole.
1a. The maid peeled back the top layer of Ken's bedsheets to reveal a mass infestation of scumplotch.

1b. Dude, do NOT borrow any of Ken's blankets, there are scumplotch marks all over it!

2. Ken is a fuckin' scumplotch, man - do not trust that guy. And don't shake his hand either.
by The Dirty Doll July 14, 2008
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slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012
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Shumpy

Shumpy is a creature that lives on her couch and wakes up at 3:00pm every day. Shumpy binge watches a lot of anime. She wishes Rin okumura was real. Shelby has amazing friends.
churub: "hey shumpy"
Me:"what?"
Churub:"come look at this edgey add meme"
Me:"oK"
by Salty_llama August 1, 2017
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