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Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.
"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting
by thrutch December 3, 2013
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splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013
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splattershat

Past tense- a bowel movement that splatters out from the anus onto the sides of the toilet bowl or where ever else the anus may have been aimed
Dude, do you have a towel in here? I just splattershat all over...sorry.
by SplatsMcGatts April 8, 2016
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Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.
There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!
by MP915 May 23, 2016
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Spratshot

Before cuming you stick a sprat in your penis, and when you cum, it shoots out together with your cum.
Teodor: What did you do last night?
George: I did such a great Spratshot, you cant even imagine.
Teodor: Nice!
by Lil Šmek June 10, 2018
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Splatterin

When you and ya girl cum at the same time and and cum explodes everywhere
by Bdb Big Dick Bro June 18, 2019
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sbrattare

Sbrattare (esempio): Lascia perde, Fra s'è bevuto pure i sottovasi e *ha sbrattato* malissimo.
by unavecchiabretone March 17, 2021
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