spackle

when you have a shit and dont wipe. then you get straight in the shower and use the shower head to clean your ass.

guy 1: dude, im gonna have to spackle cause we aint got no toilet paper!

guy 2: spackle that shit!!!

by blink138 December 28, 2009

spracklen

The action of spitting cum/jizz out

1. This girl was soooo good man - then she spracklened

2. Guuuurl was that a spracklen

by clokers April 25, 2011

SparkleDick

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.

Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick

by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012

Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

speckled

As in "You got mud on your face/You big disgrace". Someone is speckled if they're worthless, acting like an idiot or has just seriously tarnished their reputation.

Jim, in a stroke of genius, has stuck a lampshade on his head and caromed down several flights of stairs on a matress and now is of the opinion that he's the coolest thing ever. "Man, you're so speckled."

by Memriy September 18, 2008

spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

clam shackled

similar to being pussy whipped, except that it suggests a more intense and extreme state of bondage.

other forms: clam shackle, clam shackles, clam shackler, clam shackling, clam shacklist, clam shakleteur.

"not just pussy whipped, but downright clam shackled!"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008