sparling

One who has a fascination with boys genitals.

That Paul is a right ''Sparling''

by Huffmunky October 13, 2005

Heidi Sperling

A gril with a very annoying dog

That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"

by Bcoggins December 20, 2008

Shoveling the driveway

When you lick the cum off a girls back.

The other night I came so much on Sally's back I was shoveling the driveway twice!

by Fridge Eyes February 5, 2010

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

Snorkeling

The act of tucking your penis up into your waistband to avoid the detection of your erection.

Molly looks so hot tonight, I'm having to go snorkeling so she doesn't think I'm weird.

by RandyCollinsworth May 13, 2016

sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019