Spoony Spoonicus

the man who invented the spoon

Spoony Spoonicus, you're mad, you cannot invent an object with a small handle and a cup like head.

by been jammin August 26, 2005

Spooky Boi

The Spectral Sentry that spoops people in Deker's new spoopy dungeon.

How many spooky bois is too much?

lel xd spooky boi behind u

by lelxdppebtw August 10, 2017

Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.

He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

spoop nugget

A spoop nugget is when someone is annoyed with someone and calls them a spoop nugget.

Courtnay I'm so mad at you, you are such a Spoop Nugget

by cheer_girl5 January 27, 2017

spooky sex noises

When one ghosts massive spooky cock absoluty destroys a spooky hole making them cry out and make a spooky high pitched cry that sounds like AAAAAHHH-Uhuhuhuhu-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerck-PENIS-Fuck-My-Asshole-big-tit-fuck-shit-boooooom-Allla-cockhard-kabooom- POP

The spooky cock my ghost gives its friends spooky hole must really hurt because it makes some really loud spooky sex noises

by The spooky sex whisperer July 22, 2017

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

Spooky Walton

A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:

-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.

The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.

"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"

"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."

"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."

by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014