Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019
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A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl.
After the double cappucino, I ran to the bathroom and did a "splatter the bowl" in my friends toilet.
by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
Get the splatter the bowl mug.The technical definition of being a splinter cell means working alone, being invisible, and using agility and wits to infiltrate enemy compounds to achieve your goals. A splinter cell also has the right to exercise the "Fifth Freedom" - vaguely described as ability to eliminate any threat as seen fit without question.
by Dave Hill October 22, 2003
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Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"
by King Dingus June 19, 2009
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a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.
a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.
i beat him at that computer games he says hes good on. he went mental what a dummy spitter.
did he get angry?
he really spat the dummy
did he get angry?
he really spat the dummy
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