Spandex Pants

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?
Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.
Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

by rfinch87 January 30, 2009

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

kiss my shandy

Mockney rhyming slang - Kiss my Ass - quite literally Kiss my Shandy Bass

There is no way I am working this weekend, the boss can kiss my shandy...

by mozzleberry April 17, 2007

Spandle

Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.

For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.

You're not touching it, you spandle everything.

by MagickDio June 21, 2011

spand

Has a large dick that will put all the bitches in a trance at sight even if it's just the sight of it in a knot in his pants.

Fuck spand, he just stole all my hoes without even wiping it out.

by Greasypeanut February 20, 2015

Geordie Shandy

A bottle of Newcastle brown and a bottle of WKD = not so dreamy headache in the morning!

"Wai ai mon' one geordie shandy please!

dreamy."

by k8m8 April 18, 2007

Mango Shandy

For a woman to expel cum from her pussy by urinating

She pissed the cum right out of her like a mango shandy

by General Spunk March 25, 2014